I hope the raptors that everyone has been talking about eat you tomorrow.

Next time you use my coffee mug, there won't be a next time...

I was afraid I'd eat your brains...

Cause iiiiiii'm hungry...

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I've fallen...

and I don't care to get up.

The day after Thursday, before Saturday

I wish my biggest concern in life was which seat I should take...

I'll cut you

Don't pretend like it hasn't happened before.

Stop and smell the flowers...

...that I took off someone else's desk.

Meet Nancy, Evil Honeybear's Evil Ex-Wife and Coworker.

Nancy does NOT appreciate you wasting her time, which is exactly what you're doing when you don't file your receipts on time.

So little to do, so much time!

Strike that...reverse it.

Seeee youuuuu

lurk (lûrk)intr.v. lurked, lurk·ing, lurks

1. To lie in wait, as in ambush.

2. To move furtively; sneak.

3. To exist unobserved or unsuspected

If I drink two, do they cancel eachother out?!

Mondayness

If I can't see you, you can't see me...right?!

I don't suppose you'd want to be my Valentine, would you?!

I went through the trouble of making you this heart out of a gray pipe cleaner I just found...over there.

Oh, bother.

Sniffle season. 

Hard at Work

Honey Bear finally sent those copy edits I asked for weeks ago.

Motivation

Have you heard the new Decemberists' album?

You win...you always do.

Brainstorming sessions can be exhausting.

It's 5 o'clock somewhere...

I do my best work when I have had some Merlot.

Alone time

Who am I?

Time Flies

Sometimes I wonder what I could accomplish in 26 minutes.

Caffeine Fix

Morning coffee.  Feeling jittery can be a nice change from the boredom.

What? I heard it's good for your posture.